How Did You First Hear the News?

History is an obscene text message

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I was sitting at my kitchen table this morning when my text message buzzed.

“F*** YES BIDEN!”

The stars and stripes just got more, ahem, colorful.

This is not your (founding) fathers’ patriotism perhaps, but I couldn’t be more proud of my daughter. She was walking in Prospect Park in Brooklyn, NY…